Look what you do to my English, Umm Aha!
So, below was my rant to my beloved Umm Aha a few days ago. I had initially planned on putting it up on our mutual blog, but I messed it up heh and now we’re awaiting sas to fix it.
Kawla: Aha, I no get why people eat in bus or in subway! Today, I come back from class and on the bus this woman open up her lunch box and dang! all the bus stink! It stink bad, Aha. I wish I wear steel niqaab. So, yeah. If people hungry so bad, why they no eat non-smelly food? Like maybe chips, chocolate bars or just drink the water. Must they make people around them think something fishy? :/
Some tip:
1. Try not eat smelly food in bus. You no want people think bad.
2. Alway carry chocolate bar, candy, or other non-smelly food, so if you hungry, you kill hunger with it instead of killing people with smelly food!
3. Non-smelly food eaters: Alway carry a pack of Gravol incase you go through this horrible test of stink, and you have urge to puke.
4. Or carry perfume!
Editor wrote,
No. It no my fault. No blame me. My English so good. So i no no man. You English no good, no blame me please. This public. You make my name bad. Tsk.
But I forgive. I kind.
Link | February 5th, 2007 at 1:57 am
Umm Khawla wrote,
:O
I no say a word.
Link | February 5th, 2007 at 2:02 am
UmmZahra wrote,
You know, I wonder if people think my food is bad when I’m eating on the run. I sometimes eat shawarma w/ loads of garlic sauce. The smell is pretty strong, but for me it is such a nice smell… wonda what others think. haha
Link | February 5th, 2007 at 11:40 pm
Umm Khawla wrote,
lol.. you’re funny :)
Link | February 7th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
401 aka kalam wrote,
lol may Allah (swt) bless u two ameen.
I like ur blog Kawla mashaa Allah :]
I am with u the editor mess me up my english no good no more. What I do?
:P
Link | February 8th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Umm Khawla wrote,
Oh no. That sad. There no hope Kalam. I’m sorry for your English.. may it rest in peace :(
Link | February 9th, 2007 at 12:05 am