My rant on Facebook.
Okay. So like right now, I officially HATE facebook. Like seriously, I mean all that pokings gotta hurt one after a while, no? What ticks me off the most is how brothers poke sisters and vice versa. I know people come up with their “oh its not like I’m poking him/her in real life” lame excuse, but come on. I find it somewhat musing how sisters actually enjoy those pokes.
 Oh! this reminds of a comic piece I was linked to a few days back from Maniac Muslim:
The Facebook Stalker
I know I’ve written plenty about Facebook but this one seems to be a no brainer. You think all those cute girl party pictures are only viewed by girls? Think again suckers. That’s only a Facebook utopian dream. We’re dealing with people like this:

If you haven’t fixed your privacy settings… now would be a good time to do so.
Getting poked from a stranger on Facebook is like getting poked in real life by a stranger: there’s a potential to catch diseases. I know people that sit on their computers all day poking random people just for the sake of poking. Imagine doing this in real life?

I take it most people wouldn’t poke back in real life. Unless you are some sort of freak.
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So yeah. Quit Facebook. Save yourself from falling into sins.

Umm Layth wrote,
I signed up for facebook and was thinking ‘wow, this is better than myspace’ because myspace is FULL of fitnah. But it’s crazy how facebook is and how people aren’t being careful with the opposite gender.
Link | April 6th, 2007 at 7:54 am
Maverick wrote,
If someone poked me in real life I’d be like hahahaha funny …. and then I’d slam my fist into their shoulder and laugh again and it would just escalate until one of us was out cold on the floor
Link | April 7th, 2007 at 12:52 am
Traveller wrote,
is facebook like Hi5? cuz hi5’s bakwaas, aswell.
Link | April 9th, 2007 at 4:08 am
Umm Khawlah wrote,
I’m not sure what Hi5 is.. but if its a place where people put up their pictures and poke opposite genders, then yeah its the same. :)
Link | April 9th, 2007 at 10:36 am
Salafiya wrote,
LOL
I think Eddy gave me a link to this as well. Now, I’m definitely not a fan of ManiacMuslim, but that was HILARIOUS.
Speaking of pokes….a random brother just poked me on facebook and I have no idea who he is….oh yeah, my brother made me admin of some groups because he has quit facebook :S
but yeah, about pokes….aren’t they like msn/paltalk nudges?
Link | April 10th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Umm Khawlah wrote,
Hehe yeah it was funny..
Pokes are like nudges yeah I think, I’m not sure.. Blah. I feel so, ugh.
Link | April 10th, 2007 at 11:26 pm